What’s in a name…uh, we mean job title?
Here at Noir we are always serious. In fact we are so serious, even prospective interns have to walk on hot coals and complete a series of “mock trust falls” just to prove their worthiness to enter the room. In the spirit of our time honored tradition of what like to tell our wide eyed hopefuls are “the trials” we’ve come up with some wonderful new job titles they can aspire to.
- Human Branding Planner
- Better Esteem Enhancement Facilitator or “B.E.E.F.”
- Frame Advancement Technician
- Pod Caddy
- K-Cup Specialist
- Advanced Human Input Device Depressor
- Digital Eye Candy Confectioner
- Pixel Magician or what we like to call “Copperfield Standards Consultant”
- Motion Graphic Artist or “Dueling Gratification Specialist”
Of course there are many other titles available here of the highest esteem such as “Grand Puba of Swingline” but sadly most of these positions have been filled. Who knows maybe you can be one of the lucky few who earn the title of P.O.O. “Pharaoh of Outgoing Operations”.
Sincerely,
Noir Scrabbleizer Department
